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    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America .....
    Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians
    will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
    You must now refer to them as
    APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .


    And furthermore

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
    ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

    2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
    'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


    3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
    'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

    4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
    'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

    5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
    ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

    6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
    ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
    'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
    ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

    3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
    ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
    'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

    5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ***' - He develops a case of
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

    (Loved this one!)
    6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see above his pants - It's
    'REAR CLEAVAGE.

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    pmsl
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    • #3
      Lmao very good

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      • #4
        Originally posted by opel_bitch View Post
        5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
        ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
        Spot on

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        • #5
          Yes, number 5 in both the male and female seem quite valid!!!!!

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          • #6
            minted

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            • #7
              lol

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