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  • Great truths about growing old

    1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
    2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
    3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
    4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
    5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
    6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
    7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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    :d:d:d

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      Lol!!

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