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    I have kleptomania,
    but when it gets bad,
    I take something for it.

    Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

    Heaven is Where:
    The Police are British,
    The Chefs are Italian,
    The Mechanics are German,
    The Lovers are French and
    It's all organised by the Swiss.

    Hell is Where:
    The Police are German,
    The Chefs are British,
    The Mechanics are French,
    The Lovers are Swiss and
    It's all organised by the Italians.

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


    Welcome to Utah
    Set your watch back 20 years.

    In just two days from now,
    tomorrow will be yesterday.

    A bartender is just a pharmacist
    with a limited inventory

    The statement below is true.
    The statement above is false.

    I may be schizophrenic,
    but at least I have each other.

    I am a Nobody.
    Nobody is Perfect.
    Therefore I am Perfect.

    KENTUCKY:
    Five million people,
    Fifteen last names.

    Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

    In Memorial

    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
    worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went
    unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey",
    died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was
    getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble
    started.

    I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

    money isn't everything,
    but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

    Reality is only an illusion
    that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

    Don't sweat the petty things.
    Don't pet the sweaty things.

    Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

    I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
    not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car

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