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    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her scooter and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
    Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in..
    One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
    'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a licence for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
    'OK' he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.
    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you proof of insurance?
    ' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
    As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, and holding his 'You-Know-What' in his hand.
    'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!'
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    I can’t wait until Jayne gets hers, because as you all know Jayne likes a little tipple. Nice one Wayne that’s really bucked me up this morning.

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          pmsl

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ANDY-G View Post
            pmsl
            Incontinence pads are good for that

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              Originally posted by Vectra-Arctic View Post
              Incontinence pads are good for that
              Hopefully a long time before a need them lol.

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