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    A pub landlord is shutting up for the night, when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a toothpick, he gives him a toothpick and the tramp leaves.

    A few minutes later, theres another knock at the door, so the landlord answers it, to find another tramp, who also asks for a toothpick, so the landlord gives him a toothpick and the tramp leaves.

    A few minutes later, theres another knock at the door, so the landlord answers it, to find another tramp. The landlord says, 'Don't tell me, you want a toothpick?'
    'No' replies the tramp, 'I'd like a straw please'
    'A straw' replies the landlord, 'What for?'
    Tramp replies, 'Some bloke just threw up outside, but all the good stuffs gone already'

  • #2
    I just reswallowed me lunch!!

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    • #3
      Ah the old ones are still the best lol

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      • #4
        Yuk!

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        • #5
          sigpic

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          • #6
            That is manky!!

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            • #7
              I'd rather not think about that one

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                • #9
                  eurgh!!

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