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A pub landlord is shutting up for the night, when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a toothpick, he gives him a toothpick and the tramp leaves.
A few minutes later, theres another knock at the door, so the landlord answers it, to find another tramp, who also asks for a toothpick, so the landlord gives him a toothpick and the tramp leaves.
A few minutes later, theres another knock at the door, so the landlord answers it, to find another tramp. The landlord says, 'Don't tell me, you want a toothpick?'
'No' replies the tramp, 'I'd like a straw please'
'A straw' replies the landlord, 'What for?'
Tramp replies, 'Some bloke just threw up outside, but all the good stuffs gone already'
A few minutes later, theres another knock at the door, so the landlord answers it, to find another tramp, who also asks for a toothpick, so the landlord gives him a toothpick and the tramp leaves.
A few minutes later, theres another knock at the door, so the landlord answers it, to find another tramp. The landlord says, 'Don't tell me, you want a toothpick?'
'No' replies the tramp, 'I'd like a straw please'
'A straw' replies the landlord, 'What for?'
Tramp replies, 'Some bloke just threw up outside, but all the good stuffs gone already'
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