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  • Things men need to remember

    These really work!!

    Amazing simple home remedies
    1. Avoid cutting yourself when cutting vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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    Hahahaha!!!

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          N0 5 oh my god
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            Pmsl Reminds me of 'Top Tips' from VIZ Comic
            sigpic Cheshire & North Wales Region. Home of A&M Conversions

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              Oh dear!!!

              I thought Steve was gonna pass out laughing!!!!

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