clio,s

[Shagalier]

had to take a wee clio to the paint shop the day scratch on the rear quarter / bumper ,via the mot station
not far fi work on a wee back road ,a car broken doon ,car coming the ither way ,he,s no stoping !!!!!!!
started to hover over the brake
next hing bang !!!!
and the bonnet up over the windae

holy i thought he had hit me ,only to find the bonnet catch faulty / no shut right

erm need ,s more than a wee bit paint work noo

erm a new bonnet / window ,and roof damaged

erm french junk
ma boss was ragin

no ma fault it could hae been alot worse

jist as wella wisny fleein

[opel_bitch]

Fek sake, bet that woke ye up
Y'da got a funny fright there Stevie
Lucky it wisny in toon or motorway

[Thumper]

Paul, can we install a interpreter

[Steve]

paul, can we install a interpreter

:d:d:d

[Rob]

Paul, can we install a interpreter

Yer Wayne wass matter m'dear bis casent wurk out wassem sayn then

[Deeky]

French junk eh just think shags they almost killed you froggers!

[dtm_chris]

had to take a wee clio to the paint shop the day scratch on the rear quarter / bumper ,via the mot station
not far fi work on a wee back road ,a car broken doon ,car coming the ither way ,he,s no stoping !!!!!!!
started to hover over the brake
next hing bang !!!!
and the bonnet up over the windae

holy i thought he had hit me ,only to find the bonnet catch faulty / no shut right

erm need ,s more than a wee bit paint work noo

erm a new bonnet / window ,and roof damaged

erm french junk
ma boss was ragin

no ma fault it could hae been alot worse

jist as wella wisny fleein

Tell ya boss to take a look on the internet.....
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=fau...net+catch+clio

[Thumper]

Yer Wayne wass matter m'dear bis casent wurk out wassem sayn then

here, i's understand,s that me handsome

[Brother Leo]

Feckin Clio's are sh*te, ask my neighbour across the road, nothing but trouble.

[Smudge]

French

Nothing more need be said

[Lynn]

Same thing happened to my pals sister.
There was a bit on Watchdog about Clio bonnet catches last year

[john hunter]

it could only happend to u shaggy

[Bendy]

I would love to have been in the passenger seat to hear the initial Shaggy Quote when that happened!!!

[Shagalier]

I would love to have been in the passenger seat to hear the initial Shaggy Quote when that happened!!!

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nae swearing on this new board
ye canny even write f. e .c.k

look ****

[opel_bitch]

Naw but you can do fekin
There are ways and means